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Like a Wet Dream

I went to the massive library downtown this Saturday afternoon to check out my weekly supply of books, only to find it closed…WTF? Ain’t Saturday like the only day workin’ folk can make it to a library? Still needing my fix, I drove to the Riverland branch of our fine library system for da books. In the library lobby there were roll carts full of books for sale, I freeze in my tracks when I see this:!

Hardcover Books $ .50
Paperback Books $ .25

I’m all excited, aflutter, heart beatin’ all fast… and I commence to shoppin.’ R.A. Salvatore, Jeanette Walls, Sara Gruen, Margaret Atwood, Madeline L’Engle, Tom Perotta, Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, Michael Cunningham and some more for: $6.00 cash money. I have found some treasure, and I am happy, happy in the moment…I think I’ll take all my clothes off and roll around on the bed with my books…just have to make sure I don’t get a papercut anywhere.

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Drizzt Do’urden

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