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Greedy Bitches

I am finally gainfully employed again, and I was looking forward to my first check on last Friday. My employer was supposed to have direct-deposited it. I was so busy Friday I didn’t get a chance to check my bank account until 5:30 p.m., and guess what: no money! I ate canned soup and peanut butter all weekend. I had $7.51 on my lone credit card, on Sunday afternoon I carried out a Hungry Howie’s large pepperoni (special $5.95/tax) and I was going to pig out! When I got home I put the pizza on the nightstand by my bed and went for a quick dip in the pool: 20 minutes tops. When I came back in, Cricket and Squeak were sprawled out, digesting their meal like lionesses on the Serengeti…my pizza!!! Cricket must have pulled it down as soon as I stepped out…

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