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A Brutal, Senseless Death

Authorities are calling the early morning murder of Pumba the warthog a swine hate crime. His life partner Charlie woke to find his mangled body in their living room floor. Charlie described Pumba as “loving, fat and flatulent.” Law enforcement has a suspect in custody, a lesbian bulldog, ironically also described as fat and gassy.

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